Bai Ling blogs? The apocalypse is truly at hand!
The omnipresent Chinese-born actress zips between endless Hollywood premieres and parties, posing for paparazzi in outlandish outfits. She also taps out little blips of weightless, stream-of-consciousness absurdism that make my brain feel severely narcotized:
Its normal for earth to jump our of its daily rethym and jump out of
its feet once in a while then for our human beings to take the suddenly
disorder, its like some body eles is driving the car and you have no
contrul of, and get so scared and think the sky is going to fall......I
was still at the caffee chatting with the Russians and getting high
from my morning Tequila shot, suddenly I got up and ready to dance for
the Russians, just when I got up and lift my left foot then the floor
started to dance and waved like the waves on the ocean and joined my
rethym, I thought wow this is so cool, the door understand me this
well? the floor danced so gracefully like my lost lover trying to show
me his love by leading me to the music, I am dancing and walking on
water in the ocean right now, so cool it feels, then the Russian lady
came to me and with her eyes almost poped out and both hands hold me
down and shouted to my ear: " stop! Stop now!!!"
In so many ways, this is the perfect LA blog: self-centered, vapid, and produced with a short attention span. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a masterfully-conducted prank from her PR firm.
maybe it's just her bad english? i kinda liked that little cut, but i'm also a big fan of wlm s. burroughs. and i've always had a bit of a girl-crush on bai. thanks for the link to her blog.
Posted by: vrtualme | August 20, 2008 at 08:47 PM