Bai Ling blogs? The apocalypse is truly at hand!
The omnipresent Chinese-born actress zips between endless Hollywood premieres and parties, posing for paparazzi in outlandish outfits. She also taps out little blips of weightless, stream-of-consciousness absurdism that make my brain feel severely narcotized:
In so many ways, this is the perfect LA blog: self-centered, vapid, and produced with a short attention span. If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a masterfully-conducted prank from her PR firm.