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VIRTUALITY: GO OR NO-GO?

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I hate the holodeck*. Never been a huge fan of TV characters confessing directly to the camera. So why the hell do I love Virtuality, airing Friday at 8 pm on Fox?

Because it’s terrifically smart and engaging sci-fi, which is no surprise given the creative team behind the project. Ronald D. Moore (Battlestar Galactica) developed this near-future space adventure with one of BSG’s best writers, Michael Taylor. It's a two-hour back-door pilot for a series that may or may not happen -- but once you see how imaginative and eerily it plays, you'll want to let the network know that you'd like to see more.

Simply stated: Moore, Taylor and their assembled team have knocked this one out of the park.

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Virtuality is the story of the Phaeton, the first interstellar spaceship to leave our solar system. 100 years from now, we’re sending a mission to the Episilon Eridani system to look for a new Earth because the current one is becoming uninhabitable.

The 12-member crew of the Phaeton lives beneath an omnipresent camera system recording their every move. Their daily lives and conflicts. edited into slick segments by the ship's psychologist (James D'Arcy in a nicely manipulative role), are beamed back to the dying Earth as a reality show. Witty ads from a futuristic Fox explain the show’s ad revenue helps underwrite the mission's hefty price tag.

The holodeck stuff comes courtesy of an onboard virtual reality simulator where the crew can relax and retreat from the rigors of their mission. The captain, a stalwart but vulnerable Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, re-enacts Civil War battles. The ship's computer specialist becomes a crime-fighting pop singer in Japan. One childless woman, uncertain if space is the place to further the human race, creates a quietly touching fantasy where she’s pregnant and merely waiting her turn in a doctor's office.

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The cast is strong, suitably multi-ethnic and I think they cover just about every sexual orientation. It makes sense they'd be skewed a bit young because it's a loooong journey. The story focuses on last-minute obstacles threatening the mission and a malevolent figure (Jimmi Simpson, easily the creepiest TV character this side of Lost's Michael Emerson) who appears unexpectedly in the virtuality modules.

Virtuality features the most realistic depiction of space travel I've seen in a TV show. The spindly spaceship (which -- thank you! -- rotates to provide gravity) gathers energy to depart our solar system by slingshotting around Neptune and throwing nuclear bombs out the back for propulsion. That's not some magic warp drive -- it's solid science, according to physicists like Michio Kaku, something we could in theory do right now.

The biggest threat to the ship comes not from unlikely cosmic disasters or strings of dense techno-babble, but from a cheap 20-cent fuse that malfunctions. In one terrifying scene, a crew member faces the harsh environment of deep vacuum ... and it ain't pretty.

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Virtuality is ably directed by Peter Berg, who deftly handles the multi-format camerawork of this show within a show (and its several virtual worlds). The moody, sometimes unnerving score is by Wendy & Lisa (of Prince fame).

It's important to note that Virtuality, for all its virtues, is not a stand-alone movie. This two-hour pilot sets up many plot/character threads and resolves just a few of them. But the stage is nicely prepped for more adventures to come.

Despite that, Fox hasn't committed to a full series yet. Strong ratings tonight may help convince network brass to give Virtuality a shot. Then again, it's a bad time in cash-stricken TV land and the networks are running scared and blind. It would be a damned shame for Fox to walk away from one of the best pilots they ever produced.

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* The holodeck concept – be it on Star Trek or Harsh Realm or, briefly and most unfortunately, Babylon 5 -- always struck me as an easy escape route for lazy storytelling. “We’re bored -- hey, let’s go back to the 1930s and have an adventure!” Yawn.

On a surface level, I never bought the technology because it was never sold to me in a convincing fashion. Here's an example: how can you run a straight mile in a VR simulation when your meat-space is a room only fifty or a hundred feet long? How can you hold or throw or shoot or make love to something that doesn’t exist in real space? There’s got to be at least some lip service paid to deep neural stimulation of the senses -- think of that nice scene in The Matrix where Joe Pantoliano relishes each bite of a steak he knows does not exist.

Yes, that's the sort of damned picky geek I am. I can buy unlikely technologies like artificial gravity or transporters or even silly aliens with turtle shells for foreheads. But I need my VR to feel like it comes from Sears, damn it. I fully acknowledge that's my block, folks, and not necessarily yours.

Virtuality, to its credit, acknowledges some unsettling consequences of this technology. One of the characters is brutally assaulted in her simulation, while two others use the virtual space to conduct an extra-marital affair. In one touching sequence, the paraplegic engineer (played with brooding bravado by Richie Coster) has the use of his legs restored so he can climb mountains.

Later, another crewmember (the hard-edged Clea DuVall) races her bicycle through a surreal, brightly-lit landscape. We cut back to her private quarters to see that she’s donned the VR goggles and is pumping away at a stationery bike. Which is very cool, in my opinion. Virtuality doesn't spend time explaining all the particulars of this technology, but these nice moments promise a realistic exploration of its benefits and pitfalls. That is, if the show gets picked up.

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A LITTLE CATCH UP

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After a 1+ year absence from blogging, Josh Friedman returns to document his own personal ending of his recently cancelled Fox show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. It was sometimes uneven, but I enjoyed this show and its cast a helluva lot more than the recent movie Terminator Salvation.

Here's veteran TV writer/creator Vince Gilligan, with spoilers, on the finale of Breaking Bad, the best show currently on TV.

Clarkblog is four years old this month. Posts are less frequent these days not because I'm lacking for things to say but because I'm increasingly focused on projects whose payoffs promise to go beyond a daily visit counter. I'll keep you posted.

TEAM PLAYERS

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Last Tuesday, writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman revealed how they wrote the new Star Trek movie while creating Fox's TV show Fringe and penning the upcoming Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, among other things.

They work hard. It's that simple.

The duo spoke at the Writers Guild Foundation. John August has posted some good notes from the event.

POINTERS

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Lisa Klink points to the amazing Writers on the Verge program at NBC, which will soon be accepting applications.

Kira Snyder gives good tips on how writers should handle the ups and downs of staffing season.

And Kay Reindl looks at the magical machinery of Bad Robot. With Lost, Fringe and the new Star Trek film under his belt, J.J. Abrams' allegiance to genre speaks for itself.

MAKE 'EM LAUGH

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Got an original pilot script for a half-hour comedy?

Then enter it in a new contest sponsored by FOX and the New York Television Festival. They're giving away $25K and a development deal. No joke.

TALKING TREK

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Over at The House Next Door, Jason Bellamy and Ed Howard have a interesting and spirited conversation about the first six Star Trek films.

I agree that Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is the best Trek film. At least, it is until this weekend, maybe.

The comments extend the conversation nicely, but be warned they will probably soon contain spoilers for the J.J. Abrams-directed revamp opening this weekend.

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BACKSTAGE AT FOX

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WEAK TEA

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I'm a free speech freak. I back the hell out of anybody who wants to say anything. My motives are not so much patriotic as they are purely selfish, because free speech lets me make fun of people.

Few things this week were funnier than the Tea Parties sponsored by Fox News. I'm actually pretty glad so many right-wingers are becoming reacquainted with the First Amendment. Most of them can only recite the Second Amendment, right? There are many other fine amendments I hope they take time to read one day.

I wish the Teabaggers wouldn't take the nation's ridiculing of them so seriously. Then again, these people just have no sense of humor. Remember that they nominated Sarah Palin with a straight face.

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The Tea Party idea was a big ol' jug of sun-brewed stupid. Here are but a few reasons why:

1. Um, you didn't, like, make a clear , uh ... statement. Look at photos from these rallies. The damned signs are all over the place. I wish I'd known this was a protest for everything because I woulda been out there ranting against that new Burger King /Spongebob commerical. That thing scares the holy hell outta me.

Some of you were protesting against taxes, which at least sorta ties into the idea of the original Boston Tea Party, so you get points for that. But, um, did you notice that Obama is cutting taxes for most people making less than $250K a year?

Other protesters were clearly against spending of all sorts. So how many Tea Parties did you organize between the years of 2001 and 2008, when George Bush and a predominantly Republican Congress rang up the biggest deficit in history? When Vice President Dick Cheney declared that "Deficits don't matter," when confronted by Paul O'Neill, former Secretary of the Treasury? C'mon, let's see some hands.

Okay, I see very few hands here. Wait, you're the Ron Paul supporters? Okay, you folks are cool because you've been protesting spending all along. You are the folks I wanna hear from down the road when we start cutting after the economy has kicked back in. But for the rest of you, one simple question: what the fuck? You were totally fucking silent when the Bush administration borrowed massive amounts of money for an unnecessary war and tax cuts for the rich. But now when we have to borrow money to help the economy through the rough waters caused by the policies you once supported, that's when you start bellowing?

Now, some of your protesters were just plain fucking stupid, like this welfare queen decrying the very tax dollars that allow her to be a lazy overfed pig. There are several other winners in that story and undoubtedly plenty more like them around the country. I know all political factions have their freaks. But yours are really, really stupid, especially when you confuse a democratic election with fascism or the Nazi Party.

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2. You didn't get much of a turnout. Tens of thousands of people is nothing to sniff at? Well, yes it is. And we took our millions to the polls and elected a man to do precisely the things you're now protesting. That's fascism? That's America and we're glad it's back.

3. Your actions directly contradict your cause. You held your protests on public property which is funded, of course, by tax dollars. If you look at the costs of post-protest clean-up and police presence, you actually caused an increase in the tax-funded spending you say you're against. That's like starting a war to protest wars. Stoopid!

4. Your grassroots smell funny. Maybe these tea parties at one time had a true grassroots energy to them -- they certainly did when Ron Paul supporters held them. But this week's events were openly planted and fertilized and watered by FreedomWorks (run by insurance industry bailout lobbyist Dick Armey) and Fox News, the propaganda arm of the GOP. And they're very, very proud of you.

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5. You named your movement after a freaky sex act where someone drags their ballsack across you. Contrary to what Ann Coulter says, it's not just for homosexuals, though it is a man-only thing (which means Ann can probably do it). You didn't know that? That's what you get for being conservative. Next time maybe you can call yourselves the Blumpkin Brigade or the Lemon Party.

Go Google those terms. While you're at it, check out those other amendments.

And welcome back to America. Based on what most of you supported over the last eight years, I honestly thought you'd forgotten what the hell it stood for.

REALITY'S A BITCH

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I wish this was an April Fool's post but it's not. Thanks to cutbacks at CBS and NBC, there are now far fewer jobs for network TV writers.

Kay Reindl at Seriocity breaks down the bad news.

BREAKING DOWN BREAKING BAD

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If you want to read some terrific writing about the best show currently on TV, I point you to Todd VanDerwerff's weekly analyses of AMC's excellent award-winning drama Breaking Bad.

VanDerWerff also writes about ABC's Lost and HBO's Big Love at the blogsite The House Next Door. His Battlestar Galactica commentaries are so refreshing and instructive they should be published as a book, or at least included on all future DVD sets of the series.

Whether you're an aspiring writer looking to study dramatic stucture or you're just an attentive viewer, this is essential reading.

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